This here is Fancy Bitch. Our Persian cat and the oldest of our four pets. She's ten. I love this picture because it tells you everything you need to know about her.
That being "don't fuck with me. I will tear off your face and feed it to my turds."
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| I. Will. End. You. |
She's so mean and badass, she thinks Manowar are pussies.
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| Well fuck you too, cat. |
Love you, Fancy cat. Now stop crapping on the bed. We'll get you a haircut soon.
